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4月 10, 2026
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"I take it back, Gary! Something IS wrong with meeeeeee-ow!"
"Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh? [Burned Fred lifts his foot to step on him] No. No, no, no! Not the face!"
"Who: Plankton"
"My eyes! My eyes!"
"Don't just stand there, dude! The tide's comin' in! Hawhawhawhaw! Dude?"
"Dudes! He made me experience high tide! Hawhawhawhaw!"
"We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here. He's not leaving, Orville. You got your night stick ready? FRIED OYSTER SKINS?! Ooooohhhhh..."
"You doodle! Me SpongeBob!!"
"Huh?! [SpongeBob: Page for Mr. Doodle!] BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Huh? Wait! We will bury you...!"
"Curses! You win."
"Well, don't mind if I do."
"Does that mean I won't get that raise, sir?"
"I'm gonna stop this thing, tell my wife I love her! Come get some!"
"Come on, guys. We're going to do this if it kills us. A 1, a 2 and a -- [cut to the cemetery where the band members are buried]"
"Although we've only known each other a short time, I want you to know... I love you."
"Please, please, somebody put me out of my misery! [coughs] Have mercy on my soul...!"
"Hey, what are you doing, you crazy bushy-tailed rodent?! HEY!"
"You're throwing in the towel? [Karen: You heartless homepage wrecking hussy!]"
"I am ready to destroy Christmas. [transforms into his mega mode] Destroy Santa. [SpongeBob: You want Santa? You have to go through me.] Okey-dokey."
"Ha! Let's try that again, but this time, I attack!"
"I feel funny."
"It's easy! You take one par -- ohhhh, I don't feel so good!"
"In fact... I'm not even here."
"No way, Man Ray! I was first! (Man Ray: First to go bye-bye. [cackles]) Huh? AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
"I am going have to live next to that?"
"Oooh, that's a nice one, but I can't right now Mr. Tentacles. Please step aside, Mmmm-hmmmm...."
"All this for little old me. Ha-ha. Why, if you'd told me when I was a lifeless pile of ingredients that someday I'd..."
"I'm the oldest!"
"Oh, fiddlesticks!"
"Oh, I don't know, like, 2,000-ish years."
"I just want to leave a happy message for the good people of tomorrow."
"Hey, what are you doing with my clarinet?"
"As I was saying, thanks for coming, everybody. [points with her fingers] Free pizza at city hall!"
"Free! Free!"
"Oh! Pizza, pizza! Oh!"
"Well, guess we have to wait until it opens up. [rolls off] I'll see you later."
"Uh, I guess a little nibble wouldn't hurt. [takes a tiny piece out of the chum ball and eats it] Hey! That actually tastes pretty goo-- [turns into a realistic kitchen sponge and falls over]"
"Magic Mirror off the wall, who's the fastest one of all? Me! [laughs before being crushed and shattered by the castle piece] Oh, great. Seven years bad luck. [groans]"
"No! [falls apart] I was the squarest! I was the squarest! [cries as she falls apart as just a screen] Oh, what a world. [sobs as her screen pops out on a spring]"
"Alas, I have failed! Ow."
"Report! Report! Report! Report! Explode!"
"Sorry, SpongeBob. I let my fish side get the better of me. Uh oh..."
"Nay! Cease! Don't! Please!"
"[scared] But I need that! [Flying Dutchman bites it] You can't leave me like this. I'm all soft and buttery. No. No!"
"I just opened an unlimited line of credit for you at my daddy's bank."
"Go, Clay, number one! Go, Clay!"
"Thanks! I stole them myself!"
"What the!?"
"Look at you!"