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"They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night, and all the smelly sneakers you can eat."
"A cage?! They're treating me like I'm some kind of an animal!"
"[After the plane takes off without them] I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared, not one wee little [pees] bit."
"So we walked...and walked...and just for a little change of pace, we walked some more. Questions began racing through my mind. Where were we? How were we gonna get home? Who decided a Chihuahua was a dog? And, most importantly, when were we gonna eat?"
"I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It was like getting a bath, missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled into one. I tell you, I was one sad puppy."
"Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!"
"There's only one thing I know that could make this moment more perfect. [the pizza car arrives] In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now. I'm smelling pepperoni, I'm smelling mushrooms, I'm smelling anchovies! I'm smelling three-- no, no, four, four kinds of cheese! It could be! It might be! It is! IT'S PIZZA!"
"[Closing line, eating the pizza] You know, I can't think of a happier ending."
"[Chance has underwear stuck on his head] Ooh, Chance, take it off! Take it all off! [hums an "exotic dance" tune]"
"[After being dazed by Chance] Oh, I don't feel well...I am going to hurt you."
"Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains? I never cease to amaze myself."
"Can somebody tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?!"
"[After the plane takes off without them] That was terrifying. Absolutely terrifying."
"Cut the mush, get the grub!"
"[Singing] Home, home in the 'burbs, where the cat and the squeak toy can play...where no traffic is heard, and I can maul birds, and sleep in the sunshine all day!"
"Robert Hays - Bob Seaver"
"Kim Greist - Laura Seaver"
"Benj Thall - Peter Seaver"
"Veronica Lauren - Hope Seaver"
"Kevin Chevalia - Jamie Seaver"
"Michael Rispoli - Jack"
"Max Perlich - Ralph"
"Ralph Waite - Shadow"
"Michael J. Fox - Chance"
"Sally Field - Sassy"
"Michael Bell - Stokey"
"Tisha Campbell-Martin - Sledge"
"Adam Goldberg - Pete"
"Carla Gugino - Delilah"
"Tommy Lasorda - Lucky Lasorda"
"Tress MacNeille - French Poodle"
"Ross Malinger - Spike"
"Al Michaels - Sparky Michaels"
"Jon Polito - Ashcan"
"Sinbad - Riley"
"Stephen Tobolowsky - Bando"
"Bob Uecker - Trixie Uecker"
"Jeff Fischer in some parts"