First lines in live-action TV shows

"All right, "On this historic occasion...""

"This is the way it began that extraordinary night; the night "he" came. Let me just shut this thing off. What's that noise? Oh, my gosh! It's the infrared radio band. I've locked in to something in space; a pulsar or a satellite. Hello? Hello? This is K726XAA. Can you read me? They're answering but I don't recognize the language."

"Thank you, New York! We are Electric Bloom, goodnight!"

"So once you open your world atlas application, you'll find that doing research on your favorite continent can be both fun and easy."

"Oh, my gosh, Dad! Look at this place! Lockers instead of cubbies, drivers ed instead of kiddy bikes, him instead of...what was I talking about?"

"Hey, Ally! Guess who got a job at Cupcake City?!"

"Opportunities like this come once in a lifetime, and when they do you gotta grab it and turn that thing big time!"

"All right, we're recording."

"Excuse me, sir. Can you have these delivered to my room?"

"Yes, I'll take a message."

"What's up, guys? I am Cooper Wrather."

"I'll be right here. I love this movie. This won the Oscar didn't it?"

"My name is Drake Parker."

"Wow. Honey, uh...one thought. I didn't marry a cat, I married a human."

"Hey. Nice toolbox."

"Good morning, Layne. It's 5:00 AM."

"Six months ago, I was living in Boston."

"Sweetie, would you say grace, please?"

"Morning, sunshine! Up and at 'em!"

"And...that is your assignment. Hudson, read it out loud, please."

"Why do we need to sneak out of the house if we're not doing anything wrong until we sneak onto the subway?"

"You think this is hard?! Try being waterboarded! That’s hard!"

"Hi Charlie! There you are, nine months old and look how cute you are! Yeah..And look how cute I am! It's your big sister Teddy here, and I'm making this video diary here to help you survive our...special family. Oh, hey! Looks like Dad taught you how to eat bananas. And there's Mom, looking lovelier then ever this morning."

"The game. They say either a person has what it takes to play, or they don't. My mother was one of the greats. Me, on the other hand... I'm kinda screwed."

"Awesome! That's point two under my personal best!"

"Fourteen-year-old sensation Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another sold-out show tomorrow tonight in Los Angeles."

"Where does it come from? This quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered."

"Cut! Cut, cut. Excuse me, why are you chomping on a carrot while we're trying to perform here?"

"So then my dad, who's in the Marine Corps, practically blew his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York."

"K.C., we're at an expensive, French restaurant. What are you doing on your phone?"

"No, Dad, no. Okay. It needs to go up. More. More. Up more. Down a tiny bit. Perfect. Twin sister officially welcomed! Bam! What?!"

"In a middle school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Ned Bigby - that's me - and my two best friends try to do the impossible. Create a guide to help you survive school."

"It's the first day of school, and it can be totally frightening. But the key to surviving it is whether you're ready...or not."

"So you know in horror movies when the girl's like: "Oh, my God, there's something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what's going on." And you're like, "What is your problem? Call the police." She's like, "Okay," but it's too late because she's getting murdered? Well, my story's kind of like that."

"Good morning!"

"Well, finally, I've arrived. I'm taking my rightful place in the world of Harry Potter. And you're coming with me."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! [crashes through wall]"

"Watch, I bet the door is gonna creak real loudly!"

"Hello. Hi, my name is Leslie Knope and I work for the Parks and Recreation department. Can I ask you a few questions? Would you say that you are, "Enjoying yourself and having fun, "having a moderate amount of fun, and somewhat enjoying yourself", or "having no fun and no enjoyment?" I'm gonna put a lot of fun."

"Remy, you're mom's picking you up after school, okay?"

"Why is there a letter of resignation on my desk?"

"Huh. What's this?"

"Let's go everybody, we're running late! Sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, carrot, carrot, carrot, apple, apple, dollar. Great ones improvised."

"Big day, Mom!"

"Yes, first! I finally beat you to the bathroom. This must burn, Nia, this must burn bad."

"Today is a big day. Today is the day Lincoln Loud becomes a man. And I am super pumped! I've always been known as the Man with the Plan, but tonight, I'm gonna take it up a notch. My best friend Clyde and I will be watching the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and getting our official Macho Man badges."

"This is it, Olive, seventh grade. The big time. Time to make our mark, blaze a trail, and...That's all I got. Are you even listening?"

"Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies, come to play."

"I get so nervous getting up in front of people. Good thing I've got a friend to support me through this."

"I hope you're all hungry!"