Chairman of the Board (film)

"[in a commercial for Chef Edison's TV Dinner, dressed as an astronaut] Hi, I'm Chef Edison and when I'm away from home, I still like to catch some of my favorite TV shows. That's why I always bring one of my Chef Edison TV dinners wherever I go. With flavors like, 'Uh, Beavis and Broccoli', N.Y.P.D. Blueberry pie, and M*A*S*H potatoes, there's no reason to be a couch potato at home. Now you can be one anywhere! So sit back on a moon rock and enjoy."

"[that night after seeing his house boarded up] No, what happened? No, I... got evicted. No, tell me this isn't happening! My surfboard, dinosaur, yellow brick road! Where'd it all go? No! Oh, what did I do?"

"Carrot Top as Edison"

"Courtney Thorne-Smith as Natalie"

"Larry Miller as Bradford McMillan"

"Jack Plotnick as Zak"

"Mystro Clark as Ty"

"Glenn Shadix as Larry"

"Estelle Harris as Ms. Krubavitch"

"Raquel Welch as Grace Kosik"

"Jack Warden as Armand McMillan"

"M. Emmet Walsh as Fremont"

"Bill Erwin as Landers"

"Fred Stoller as Toby"