Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

"[to the Jokerz] It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call your folks."

"[after the Jokerz's vehicle crashes] That ain’t coming out of my allowance."

"I hate to say it, but I think your little Robin's turned into a bitter old crow."

"[to Ace] Good Batdog."

"Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it."

"You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman; but now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again."

"Hello Gotham, Joker's back in town. [laughs]"

"[meeting the new Batman] Ah, the new boy: ears are too long and I miss the cape but not too shabby, not too shabby at all; Woof."

"[to Bruce] Oh no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie; after all, who'd know me better than you?"

"[to Bruce] Don't get up, Bruce, it's just an old friend come by to say hello. Hello, Batman. [laughing]"

"This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites: Hyperion-class, laser armed, handy little gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles or giving someone a world-class hotfoot. [simulation of the satellite firing down on Gotham] Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale reminding all and sundry that this is Joker territory; you're welcome to try and stop us but, [chuckles] I'm not taking bets on that happening anytime soon, toodle."

"Aren't you the nasty tattletale, ratting me out before I have my fun? [prepares to fire the satellite laser] Papa spank."

"[preparing to fire the satellite laser] So where should I make Ground Zero, Gotham General, where our hero's dear little Dana is recuperating, or here, in the happy garden of Mrs. Mary McGinnis? I always think it adds resonance to a hero's mission to have some defining element of tragedy in his background, don't you? Ah, but the one and only kickoff point must be stately Wayne Manor: gone in a flash before Brucie can hobble to safety or mount a rescue, don't worry though; I'll be hitting those other spots soon enough."

"[after shocking Ace] End of the line, Snoopy."

"Adios, Brucie; I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that but the truth is, I really did hate your guts. [blows raspberry]"

"[working on a communications array, not looking up] You might as well show yourself. I heard you coming a mile away. [Batman decloaks] I'm no Boy Wonder anymore, but that old training never goes away, even at my age."

"Me and the others gave everything, but it just wasn't enough for the old man. I used to think, if I went on long enough, someday he'd retire and I'd... ah, the heck with it. Capes, costumes, bad guys - it was kid's stuff! Bruce probably did me a favor. By the end, I was so sick of it I never wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again...! [turns around; Batman is gone] Some things never change."

"I owe you big time. Bruce couldn't have chosen anyone better to put on the mask."

"Terry. I've been thinking about something you once told me. And you were wrong. It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile; it's the other way around. Never tell yourself anything different."

"[After hitting a target with a batarang] Still got it."

"Will Friedle as Terry McGinnis/Batman II"

"Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne/Batman"

"Mark Hamill as The Joker, Jordan Pryce"

"Angie Harmon as Commissioner Barbara Gordon"

"Dean Stockwell as Tim Drake"

"Tara Strong as Barbara Gordon/Batgirl"

"Mathew Valencia as Tim Drake/Robin"

"Melissa Joan Hart as Delia and Deidre Dennis/Dee-Dee"

"Michael Rosenbaum as Stewart Carter Winthrop III/Ghoul"

"Henry Rollins as Benjamin Knox/Bonk"

"Don Patrick Harvey as Charles Buntz/Chucko"

"Lauren Tom as Dana Tan"

"Rachael Leigh Cook as Chelsea Cunningham"

"Frank Welker as Ace, Woof the Hyena-Man"

"Arleen Sorkin as Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn"

"Teri Garr as Mary McGinnis"

"Ryan O'Donohue as Matt McGinnis"

"Vernee Watson-Johnson as Ms. Joyce Carr"

"Mary Scheer as Mrs. Drake"

"Andrea Romano as Tim Drake/Joker Jr."

"Jason Stanford as Gangster"