Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

"Everybody, shake what your mama gave ya! Whoo!"

"Holla! The cheese balls are in the hizzouse!"

"[as he and his brothers are shocked at seeing the Chipettes with Ian] They're with Ian?!"

"[pointing to Ian Hawke; threateningly] Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!"

"[to Simon after finding him in the dumpster] Okay. I am a total jerk. I admit it. So, are we cool, now? [holds out his hand for Simon to shake but Simon violently pulls him in the dumpster and starts wrestling him]"

"[to an eagle as it is about to harm Theodore] Look, um...I get why you want Theodore. I do. But I'm sorry, I cannot let that happen. He's my brother. Not that he'd know that, because I've been such a big jerk lately. [Theodore smiles at Alvin, forgiving him] If anyone deserves to be eaten, it's me. [The eagle closes in on Alvin] Whoa! Not literally!"

"I thought Alvin was messy. This is literally disgusting. I feel like I'm living in a dumpster!"

"Oh, you have got to be joking. A taco? In a blanket? Toby!"

"[while playing dodgeball] Glasses! Glasses! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?! [gets hit by a dodgeball] Right in the pancreas."

"[not pleased to see Ian] I thought I smelled a rat."

"Guys, it's a wedge-tail eagle! Their only mortal enemy is the pygmy elephant. Luckily, I speak a little pachyderm."

"We can play Monopoly. We play Monopoly with Dave all the time."

"[after the Eagle mascot falls down the stairs] That was not very fun-ish."

"Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?"

"Nada. Simon?"

"We are so going to destroy those Chipmunks!"

"You know, Alvin? Ian was right. You do not care about anyone but yourself. [begins to leave but turns around] Oh, and by the way, I never wanted to win this way."

"I do not want to destroy them."

"We either sing together, or not at all!"

"Zachary Levi — Toby Seville"

"David Cross — Ian Hawke"

"Jason Lee — Dave Seville"

"Justin Long — voice of Alvin"

"Matthew Gray Gubler — voice of Simon"

"Jesse McCartney — voice of Theodore"

"Amy Poehler — voice of Eleanor"

"Anna Faris — voice of Jeanette"

"Christina Applegate — voice of Brittany"

"Wendie Malick — Dr. Rubin"

"Anjelah Johnson — Julie Ortega"

"Kathryn Joosten — Aunt "Popcorn" Jackie Seville"

"Kevin G. Schmidt — Ryan Edwards"

"Christopher Warren Jr. — Xander"