"I'm a 50 terabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform. I'm not a swan dive."

"Just because I'm carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends."

"Hey, buddy! How's the wife and kid? Still dead, huh?"

"Uh-uh-uh. I thought of that one. Better try again... Faster."

"Ahhh... I'm losing too much of myself."

"They love you so much, they want you dead... Ed."

"Where's my gun?"

"Reach in the back seat and hand me that crowd-pleaser."

"Game over."

"While officers gather evidence of the grisly crime scene, you can only ask yourselves, "What kind of lunatic would co…"