"So, I'm a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman."

"You know, pretending to be a man does have its disadvantages."

"[looking at a glass of White Wine] The last time I saw a specimen like this they had to shoot the horse."

"God, there've been times I'd have given my soul to be able to cry like that."

"There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold."

"I know what you're thinking... and you ought to be ashamed of yourself."

"You were marvelous! And I never want to see any of you again!"

"Thank you. Thank you, thank you, you're most kind. In fact, you're every kind."

"Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race."

"You can't think about it, you just gotta put it out of your mind! The more you think about it, the more you worry. Th…"