"[referring to Rei] Oooh! I will never marry such a tacky man! Tacky tacky tacky!!"

"DARLING NO BAKA!!! ("Darling, you idiot!")"

"One, two, three! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!"

"We're going to make a baby on Saturday night!"

"Thank you, Ran. I will think hard about this..."

"Where I come from, marriage is a sacred institution, so if you cheat on me... [shocks Ataru] (Episode 1)"

"visiting Ataru in his classroom: Teacher, husbands and wives should always be together, whether it's raining or windy…"

"Darling! Shinobu can go to hell!"

"You idiot, if I say "I love you" under these circumstances, How do you know if I was telling the truth? (Movie 5)"

"Nope! 'Cause in my tummy is DARLING'S BABY!"