"Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way..."

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."

"“This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.”"

"“I made this bong out of a dildo I found. Its name is bonga-longa-dingdong”"

"Well, Sgt. This whole operation is FUBAR!"

"I paid the psychotonimists over $4,000 because they promised me they could cure me of being white. And after they bra…"

"Humans rule, dolphins can suck it!"

"Captain Lunatic: I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady …"

"John Glover - Dyson"

"Aaron Paul - Cyrus"