"Robert Jayne (credited as "Bobby Jacoby") as Melvin Plug"

"I broke down and fell to the sidewalk, screaming to my pregnant wife, 'I can't believe I'm doing a movie about underg…"

"Kevin Bacon - Valentine "Val" McKee"

"Fred Ward - Earl Bassett"

"Finn Carter - Rhonda LeBeck"

"Michael Gross - Burt Gummer"

"[Burt Gummer, with his wife Heather at his side, berates the dead monster fought off with their "family arsenal"] Bro…"

"[Burt Gummer looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time] Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air…"

"[handing out weapons and refusing to give Melvin one] I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War Three!"

"Walter Chang: Earl. Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets."