"They say what happened to my boy was an accident. This people were grown ups, unlike my son, they will learn about ac…"

"Dean Parker: Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have …"

"Headmaster: Now this object I'm holding here is call... well some of you may have seen one before, it's called a book…"

"Sean Astin - William "Billy" Tepper"

"Wil Wheaton - Joseph "Joey" Trotta"

"Louis Gossett, Jr. - Dean Edward Parker"

"Keith Coogan - Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry"

"T.E. Russell - Henry "Hank" Giles III"

"Shawn Phelan - Derek "Yogurt" Case"

"Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans."