"You internet people scare the shit out of me."

"I don't know much about that whole grunge thing."

"You know, this war on drugs is funded by tobacco and alcohol commissions. It's not what drugs you're strung out on th…"

"Republicans... That's what scares people these days. That, and uh, Democrats."

"They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs There's this little bank no…"

"I'm gonna make my last stand This time I can't be bought Then again, on the other hand How much have you got?"

"(Spoken) So I called my brother... he was living in Austin. He had these friends who were letting him stay on their c…"

"(Spoken) He came out, kinda like tonight, like I am, with just a guitar, and sang some songs. I thought, shit, I coul…"

"(Spoken) You get out in the desert and there's no signs. And of course it was just me and all my friends, it was all …"

"Now to fit in on the Seattle scene You had to show people something that they'd never seen So thinkin' up a gimmick o…"