"What in gay hell?"

"We are three young career girls..."

"We were so poor my parents married for the rice."

"I'm a princess! P to the R to the IN to the CESS!"

"[When Noxeema asks “Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade?”] Cause you're as big as a float."

"I didn’t ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask for you to be making me over, jump through …"

"Vida, you know, you're not a queen because you rule people, or you sit on a throne, baby. You're a queen because you …"

"I love roughnecks; tell me, if I was your bread would you be my butter?"

"Uptight cellulite dinosaur fossil face white honky cracker witch!"

"Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory."