"...We're all human; who isn't?"

"Children are a thing that only a parent can stand, and a truer word was never said."

"I can't invent any words for this play, and I'm glad I can't. I hate this play and every word in it."

"You've let the fire go out."

"Mrs. Antrobus: Have you milked the mammoth? Sabina: I don't understand a word of this play -- Yes, I've milked the ma…"

"Reading and writing and counting on your fingers is all very well in their way- but I keep the home going."

"There's that dinosaur on the front lawn again."

"Yes, any booby can fool with it now, but I thought of it first!"

"Ladies and gentlemen! Don't take this play serious. The world's not coming to an end. You know it's not. People exagg…"

"In the midst of life we are in the midst of death."