"[screams and curses in Spanish] My hairs! Not my hairs!"

"[after kissing Proclo] Oh, my boyfriend Hectar see me do that, he kill you with a knife this big! [touches her elbow]"

"Some day, you're going to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights and you're going to say to yourself [gasps] was that…"

"Plastic Puerto Ricans!"

"Who the hell was that?!"

"[amazed] Ronald Reagan?!"

"Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check? Yeah? Yeah, of course I do!"

"Chubby chaser. Hey, that's pretty funny. Unless you happen to be the chubby they're chasing."

"Jelly roll, baby! You're my jelly roll man!"

"No rain, he tells me. No rain, he says. No rain! Fucking weather man!"