"How young are you? How old am I? Let's count the rings around my eye. How smart are you? How dumb am I? Don't count a…"

"Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt. Here comes Jane, y'know she's sporting a chain. Same hair, revolution. Same bu…"

"Brag about things you don't understand, A girl and a woman, a boy and a man. Everything's sexually vague. Now you're …"

"If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever. If being strong's your kind, I need help here with this feather. If be…"

"God, what a mess, on the ladder of success Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung. Dreams unfulfilled,…"

"Well, a person can work up a mean, mean thirst After a hard day of nothin' much at all. The summer's passed, it's too…"

"Cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice, Invisible man who can sing in a visible voice. Feeling like a h…"

"I'm the boy they can't ignore, For the first time in my life, I'm sure. All the love sent up high to pledge Won't rea…"

"And if it's just a game, Then I'll break down just in case. Hurry up, (hurry up) we're runnin' in our last race.Well,…"

"Well she's kind of like an artist Sittin' on the floor... And she's kind of like a movie Everyone rushes to see And n…"