"Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last."

"I knew exactly what was going on here. Just like when Daddy was in the bedroom crying and Mommy was sitting in the ki…"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead."

"How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."

"There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My staff has flunked the bar exam six …"

"Every lawyer, at least once in every case, feels himself crossing a line that he doesn't really mean to cross... it j…"

"You know what a Rainmaker is, kid? The bucks are gonna be falling from the sky."

"There's nothing more thrilling than nailing an insurance company."

"Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor"

"My dad hated lawyers. You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong. Did piss him off so much…"