"Due to the waves of violence currently sweeping the U.S., Mexican President León García Soler and Canadian Prime Minister Sophie Poueche are opening their borders for the next six hours. Mexico and Canada will take in anyone from America unarmed and give them sanctuary until order is reestablished in the U.S. Both countries will then close down their borders again in six hours. Once again, after six hours, both borders will be closing indefinitely. There are reports of violence from all corners of the United States. Other countries all over the world stand by in amazement at what's happening in the U.S. Authorities are urging everyone to get to the closest border as soon as possible. With only three and a half hours remaining, thousands of troops have been gathered... Entries to Mexico and Canada are already overwhelmed. Listeners, do not delay, and get out while you can. We will be ending our broadcast here. Good luck, America."