"Look here - this is the greatest shit show on Earth. They turnin' our island into ancient Rome, our ' hood into the C…"

"Dr. Updale: Please don't tell me you're sending mercenaries into the island disguised as purgers?"

"Skeletor: Skeletor's purge is on!"

"Nya: [After fighting off a rapist] Pussy-grabbin' motherfucker!"

"Capital A: [Sustains a head shot] FUCK Y..."

"Dolores: It tastes like old man ass!"

"Witness the birth of an American tradition."

"Citizens, join the first Purge."

"A nation reborn."

"[killing one of his soldiers who tried to double-cross him] Take care of these fools, man. And let the girls walk. Bu…"