"Look here - this is the greatest shit show on Earth. They turnin' our island into ancient Rome, our ' hood into the C…"

"Dr. Updale: Please don't tell me you're sending mercenaries into the island disguised as purgers?"

"Skeletor: Skeletor's purge is on!"

"Nya: [After fighting off a rapist] Pussy-grabbin' motherfucker!"

"Dolores: It tastes like old man ass!"

"Witness the birth of an American tradition."

"Citizens, join the first Purge."

"A nation reborn."

"It Changed Our Country. It Challenged Our Beliefs. Now, Witness How It All Began."

"[killing one of his soldiers who tried to double-cross him] Take care of these fools, man. And let the girls walk. Bu…"