"I entered this world on the Champs-Elysees, 1959. La trottoir du Champs Elysees. And do you know what my very first w…"

"My parents fucked once in their lives. That's why we're twins, they didn't want to make it twice."

"There's no such thing as love. There are only proofs of love."

"The first time I saw a movie at the cinématèque française I thought, "Only the French... only the French would house …"

"I was one of the insatiables. The ones you'd always find sitting closest to the screen. Why do we sit so close? Maybe…"

"I don't believe in God, but if I did, he would be a black, left-handed guitarist."

"As we walked, we talked and talked and talked about politics, about movies, and about why the French could never come…"

"I think you prefer when the word "together" means not "a million," but just two."

"I could hear my heart pounding. I don't know if it was because I'd just been chased by the police or because I was al…"

"Other people's parents are always nicer than our own, and yet for some reason, our grandparents are always nicer than…"