"Hold on my moms texting me...No Way! We're having macaroni tonight that means garlic bread.. Yes!!"

"Is bad ass one or two words?"

"What are steroids? "Somtehing that makes your pee pee small"..... There must be steroids in macaroni!"

"For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER! [cr…"

"Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie."

"Richie told me about that killer lose in the neighborhood, He is killing anyone named Howie! That’s my name, That’s M…"

"Howie, you're a pp."

"Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha."

"If you build it, nerds will come."

"I love beef stew!"