""Funny" is a person trying to smile without any teeth."

"Father? If you can hear me, I failed. I failed you, I failed myself, and... and all humanity. I traded my birthright …"

"You were great in your day, Superman. But it just stands to reason! When it came time to cash in your chips, this old…"

"Wrong Lex? Miss Teschmacher, those are two words we don't use in the same sentence."

"The Adventure Continues."

"[Watching Superman fight Zod, Ursa, and Non in Metropolis] Never thought this thing would go the distance."

"I'll bet you 10 dollars they're from Los Ange-leez. ~ Sheriff as he spots Zod and company in the road"

"That's Kryptonite, Superman. A little souvenir from the old home town?"

"Keep it on the flame Rock, this is just minute steak. - Trucker at diner"

"General, haven't you ever heard of freedom of the press? [alternate line of "General, would you care to step outside?"]"