"Time to spread the British Empire."

"I wish that Cedric was more like you. He is such a queer fellow and you're always... so gay."

"Ten years, plus two for having pleaded not guilty, making thirteen years in all."

"[writing in his diary, recording his first impressions of Emily] There is something about her slim, elegant figure th…"

"Miss Ivory, having carefully considered the advantages and disadvantages, I feel it is my duty to ask you to become m…"

"I'm a beautiful, young virgin in Italy. I want my sexual awakening and I want it now!"

"Oh, Aunt Agnes, just remember: you are not losing a niece, you are gaining a man who is... awfully good at croquet an…"

"I want my sexual awakening and I want it now!"

"Peter Ustinov - Horace"

"Prunella Scales - Aunt Agnes"