"Get out of here. This is a front for Rancor."

"Dick, this is crazy."

"I'm Bud Fudlacker. I have a small mail order business. I travel with the American Gladiators. I'm 55. I like small ap…"

"Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what crazy is: Crazy i…"

"[To the armless Rancor] I'd shake your hand, but I don't remember where it landed."

"Let me guess: You are Dick Steele. Agent WD-40 and with the Secret Service. You are 52. You like big screen TVs and y…"

"Here's to your remarkable powers of observation, Mr. Steele. I am agent 3.14. Veronique Ukrinsky. My father is the pr…"

"This is a picture of my father. If we get separated, find him. Save him."

"Dick, come on. We have to go! NOW!!"

"She makes a pretty hood ornament, don't you think? Yes, it is I, good old General Rancor. I'm back, big as life and t…"