"Oh yeah, and don't get me started on monsieur LeDuke—Mister 'I'm married but teenage girls make me pop my jimmy in my…"

"[in a french exam] j'ai une bouche comme dix doigts et dix doigts comme une bouche..."

"Whatcha reading? [Randolph shows her a copy of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' by Philip K. Dick] Oh, I like D…"

"I'm going to get you, Kermit, you're going down!"

"She went through this whole catholic thing—kissing my knees and calling herself a whore. It was like Taxicab Confessi…"

"You messed with the wrong cooze, flooze. Get ready to par-tee!"

"I didn't find her she found me, WHO IS SHE?"

"[After slapping her boyfriend] You are so fired as my boyfriend!"

"[After slapping Kyle and Genevieve in different scenes at the Newscaster of the Year contest] Slapping people is fun."

"We're all capable of doing bad things. Lord knows I've done my share. Things I'm truly ashamed of. But should my life…"