"Donkey Punching, kids? You've heard people joke about it and other extreme and/or stupid sex acts. But while attempti…"

"MOOJ: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and…"

"Heinz Hummer: I am Heinz Hummer. I'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay? I can give you a Filthy Lopez like you nev…"

"Deuce Bigalow: Do you really think that all a woman wants, is for some man to give her a "Mud Pretzel", "Turkish Snow…"

"And while you're visiting you're going to have to be able to hang with the guys and roll with the punches. The donkey…"

"Put succinctly, the question is this: How does a generation with absolute knowledge of felching, donkey punching, and…"

"The donkey punch is one of the most unique euphemisms of our time. It falls into the class of theoretical euphemisms …"

"Obviously dudes are way better at talking about sex—from Shakespeare, creator of the word “undress,” to the first dud…"

"It’s never too early for a father to teach his son about sex. So as soon as your boy can talk, make certain he knows …"

"I wish there was a set doctrine per bar, nametags on every gal that said her availability: / Hot to trot / Smart and …"