"You look afraid. Don't be afraid. This is a dream. The last dream you may ever have, for nightmares are coming."

"Huh, I'm actually kinda disappointed you didn't put up a fight. I was looking forward to punching you in the face."

"The only reason I still come here is for the pizza. I don't know what it is about that pizza, but it's delicious. Tun…"

"Somebody should make a video game based on this place."

"You're listening to SCP Foundation On-site Radio! Your 24/7 source for prerecorded messages."

"A reminder, in the event of a XK-class end-of-the-world scenario, don't panic! It won't help. Nothing at all will hel…"

"Human, listen carefully. You need my help. And I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. No…"

"[about player] Oh my, yet another victim of the disease."

"Do not be afraid, I am the cure."

"Report all suspect behaviour to your supervisors immediately. If you haven't noticed any unusual activity recently, y…"