"I figured that it would be better to make all my rookie mistakes on More Cake rather than on Imagine."

"the most important thing is access. Access to finance, access to decision-makers who can greenlight projects and acce…"

"It was mean of him to expel her just because she didn't keep her legs closed. Maybe if I kept my legs open I'd also g…"

"I went into the bushes to do a number two… I thought I had finished, but I could still feel something there so I used…"

"If someone dies every week or so for the next five years then I'll never go hungry again…"

"If hunger forces a farmer to eat both his yam tubers and his seed yams, the years to come will have no yams to eat an…"

"The time has come for me to start my life"

"Why, why, why, why? I hate them all, I want to go home. I don't want to live with my Auntie, I don't want to live in …"

"Whatever the dead man see in the burial ground is caused by death"

"It is a pity i don't have long hair or live in tower, I could've left strands of hair along the way, which my prince …"