"It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice."

"It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!"

"You know, it's so insane that someone you've never met, never talked to can be your enemy."

"I just want them to know that they didn't break me."

"If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them."

"May I admire you again today?"

"God, Andie, I would have died for you!"

"Blane? His name is Blane?! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"

"Drinking and driving don't mix, that's why I ride a bike."

"This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!"