"Funny thing about zombie process, is that it sometimes make 'em come out very small. Very small, and very mean! Defen…"

"Sunflower. One, two, three. [Singing] There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn (Yeah!) There's a …"

"Sometimes, people used to call me fog man. Because I be in the fog and jump at people. Ah, those were the days."

"[After presenting the Zen Garden] I must warn you... You're gonna hate this next level. Why? 'Cause it's non stop bun…"

"[Player completes Level 4-9, finds note and opens it] This iz your muther. Please come over to my house for some "Mea…"

""[Player completes Level 3-9, finds note and opens it]" Hello, we herd you were having a pool party. We think that wo…"

"But you may rest assured that your childrens children will bewail your deeds."

"You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep."

"You can't win them all."

"Americas Campaign: War, it was no stranger to the people of the New World. Blood and death were always a part of life…"