"This entire opus is respectfully dedicated to all those who have loved unconditionally only to have their hearts unan…"

"Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat."

"If I worked in a bank as a teller, there wouldn't be girls lined up outside of where I work when I'm done."

"This next song is called 'Wolf Moon' [crowd starts to cheer]. Wait with cheering until you hear what the song's about…"

"Hello, children of the Nazis!"

"It’s a funny thing, when you talk to God, you’re religious, but when he talks to you, you’re a psychopath."

"Enjoying an extraordinary knowledge of languages (ancient and modern), literature, and art, by his cultured personali…"

"When young persons are summoned from this world ere they have mingled in its sinful pursuits, they can be readily yie…"

"• Let the future historian, if he will, add beauty of expression and the charm of polished diction to this plain, unp…"

"I don't really care if you cry On the real you should've never lied Should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes Sh…"