"I think if you're on this earth for such a limited amount of time, how insane is it to sit behind your phone and comp…"

"[If he has had any negative response to his comedy offline:] Never. Not once. Never once has somebody come up to me a…"

"Imagine you see a street performer. They're playing violin on the street corner, they've got their case out whith cas…"

"When you're pregnant, you finally start reading ingredients on food. You start caring about yourself by accident, bec…"

"Once the Cosby thing happened, I was kind of like, anything I hold dear to me truth-wise could be untrue. I'm literal…"

"On China and COVID-19: So our enemy made a virus on purpose that killed tons of people, broke our economy, broke our …"

"The right is taking books out of schools. Who cares, dude? That’s a states’ rights thing. That is between the parents…"

"On Charlie Kirk: He was as close to not a hypocrite as I've seen in a while. Did he lie about stuff? I don’t know. Wa…"

"First off, everything is fair game. Nothing is sacred, especially the "sacred". And since the theme is critical think…"

"I am not afraid of being called an Atheist, which is the most misunderstood word. Even dictionaries seem to be writte…"