"Pedro Cerrano: I'm pissed off now, Jobu... I go to you. I stick up for you. And you no help me now... I say FUCK YOU,…"

"Eddie Harris: Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill."

"[in Mexico, upon receiving a phone call asking him to report to Cleveland Indians spring training] ... is that you, T…"

"[to Rexman] Hey, Rexman! Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, you guys trailing by one in the ninth. You…"

"[about to find out whether he's made the team] Come on Jake. It's only your life."

"[He tries to throw a runner out, talking to himself] Don't bounce the damn ball...[Overthrows the second baseman] Nic…"

"[preparing for Vaughn's first pitch to Heywood. Vaughn shakes off the breaking pitches, until Taylor finally signals …"

"[to Heywood when he swings and misses on Vaughn's 97 MPH fastball] Sucker was moving, wasn't it? If it'd hit you, it'…"

"[sliding into home plate in a tux] The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it."

"Pedro Cerrano: [having decided on a new use for Dorn's golf club covers] Hats for bats, keep bats warm."