"Expect the unexpected. It's like talking to your family members, and making everybody laugh"

"People being real. It's got to be real to make me laugh. Either it's real, or someone's told me a bold-face lie. I th…"

"A woman's prayer, how powerful it is in a man's life. If you get a woman on your side to pray for you, things can cha…"

"We speak of real life and with real drama that's going on, and situations people know of and have heard of. If you wa…"

"Just know they're coming to see the real. We'll be there all the way live, and I've come to make them laugh"

"Now, a lot of people like, ‘Wayne, you leaving millions of dollars on the table,’ but the reason being, I tell everyb…"

"Everybody was mad because I had to leave social media, but I had to leave social media to become the person I am in s…"

"Now, I’m leaving standup because there’s a lot of stuff in Hollywood that I got going on that I got to do. And, God g…"

"When you're pregnant, you finally start reading ingredients on food. You start caring about yourself by accident, bec…"

"Once the Cosby thing happened, I was kind of like, anything I hold dear to me truth-wise could be untrue. I'm literal…"