"Good thing bigots aren't imaginative."

"Crud. I'm already united with all things.""

"Sometimes I think the whole phylum/genus/species thing was created by a political consultant."

"Non-domesticated creatures flee when confronted by things beyond their experience."

"Canines can be very territorial... even over father figures."

"And here I'd just grown out of the stage of believing that my sister was an alien from another universe..."

"How often can you kick tail and feel righteous about it afterwards?"

"I do know what it's like to make accommodations for love."

"I told you they were brothers. You don't get this level of willfull contrareity by chance!"

"Boy, is THAT sign an under-statement!"