"I never asked to be this superior being."

"Do you not see how superior I am? Hear me, and evolve."

"You dare revel in this hideous beast you have spawned, so bloated with countless wicked futures!! Blinded morons, for…"

"Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Trudging through levels of intense emotion no small …"

"There is such amusement in seeing the joy in someone when they think they have just gotten smarter."

"How I envy those blessed with a stunning ignorance of the truth. (sigh) Oh... to be truly happy! To be an imbecile!"

"Angry nun is always comedy."

"Remember, dog, beauty is ephemeral, pain is forever."

"Kids, don't be stupid and try this. This is a trained flying toddler."

"Your pathetic delusion flatters me!! How open you are in exposing your defective and easily misled mind."