"Jesus is dead. Moses is dead. Mohammed is dead. Buddha, deceased. Every one of these know-it-alls has turned to dust.…"

"If I cared about what you thought, I'd be writing for National Geographic or something."

"This is the real thing, brains lying on the ground, and the spectators love it."

"[On modern art] True psychos stand alone. The only pioneers are those who give voices to the ugliest corridors of the…"

"Can you imagine a higher moral calling than to destroy someone’s dreams with one bullet…?"

"Written history, like the missionary position, is an act executed from the top looking down."

"Crank is to coffee what sexual homicide is to a goodnight kiss."

"All the holy scriptures of all the world's major religions are nonsense."

"Racial struggles are never purely racial."

"Even though tax protest is portrayed as extremism, most Americans probably cheat on their tax reports."