"You are both stuck in the past! And right now, there is a great evil spreading throughout the world. And we can choos…"

"Let's get out of here. This place gives me the jeebie-heebies!"

"[about Brother Locus] I think he proved he was worthy."

"There's a war coming, and I have a hell of a story to tell."

"Nothing would make me happier than feeding your snake, Dame Nawal."

"Oh Lord, show us the way..."

"Well, I might not be a priest, but I'm pretty certain stealing is a straight no-hitter with the Ten Commandments."

"Most cultures have tests of courage, or agility, or wisdom, often meant to prove that a person is ready to be an adult."

"You have any idea how old that was?!"

"I was giving you an opportunity to impress me with your big muscles. My mistake."