"Jon Snow: "And why is my surname 'Snow'?""

"Samwell Tarly: "Because you're a bastard from the North.""

"Tyrion Lannister: I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things."

"The illegitimacy rate for births among teenaged girls hovered around five to seven percent for decades, until about 1…"

"The regeneration of the inferior or bastard races by the superior ones is consistent with God's plans for humanity."

"Up the Noran Water In by Inglismaddy, Annie's got a bairnie That hasna got a daddy. Some say it's Tammas's An' some s…"

"Illegitimi non carborundum"

"At the heart of the controversy in these cases are those recurring pregnancies that pose no danger whatsoever to the …"

"What we have here is clear-cut evidence that illegitimacy—something I've always said we should talk about in terms of…"

"Jon Snow: "What's my name?""