"These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..."

"I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."

"[to a roomful of Japanese businessmen] It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am t…"

"[about to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!"

"Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he lea…"

"I had to come. It was a sequel."

"Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live."

"War... it's fantastic!"

"Michelle Huddleston: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men."

"Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be pass…"