"Strong Bad: Hey, Dairy Queen."

"Homestar Runner: Everybody loves the me! I'm a terrific athlete!"

"Strong Bad: Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, and we …"

"Strong Sad: Oh! I see now."

"Homestar Runner: Hustle for sports!"

"Strong Bad: All right, let's see, what else we got? "Eye & Hearing Test"? How'd they sneak that one onto the top menu…"

"Bubs: I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar."

"Homestar Runner: Oh, no! Is it about the good times?"

"TV narrator: And that's why come [sic] Shakespeare was so awesome."

"Strong Bad: [narrating a picture book] Strong Bad and his The Cheat rolled up and started talking smack. [in awkward …"