"Christopher Meloni as Freakshow"

"[to Harold, about Cindy] So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis."

"[last line before the credits] Hey, Roldy, you do realize what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?"

"[about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried."

"Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?"

"Anchor: Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, have just arrested a gang of hooligans who are suspected of terrorizing nu…"

"Palumbo: [upon being arrested for brutality and racism] I'm not a [bleep] racist, all right? You mother [bleep]. Thos…"

"John Cho as Harold Lee"

"Ethan Embry as Billy Carver"

"Boyd Banks as E.R. Patient"