"What you want? A cookie? Get the hell out of my face."

"All you people blocking the intersection...you're all idiots."

"Well you should sue McDonalds cause they fucked you up."

"(repeated line) Call me an asshole, one more time."

"(to Mary, during their row) I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! I HATE TO BURST YOUR CRAZY LADY BUBBLE, BUT IT M…"

"(to Mary) You better not hit me with that truck!"

"But if you don't pull over & give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, h…"

"You gotta wonder though, what kind of bastard must I have been.....that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm no,…"

"I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fello…"

"Do I look like I care what people think?"