"I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. What took you so long?"

"You failed, Michael. You want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? A…"

"[After kissing Michael's mask before he sends her falling to her death] I'll see you in Hell."

"Let the dangertainment begin! [Softly] Up in this motherfucker."

"You hit me like I murdered your fucking Mother or something!"

"Trick or treat, motherfucker!"

"Michael Myers is a killer shark. In baggy ass overalls who gets his kicks from killing everyone and everything he com…"

"[Walking through the house dressed like Michael Myers, not knowing the REAL Michael is right behind him. Suddenly, he…"

"Looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. Well, may he never, ever rest in peace."

"You've heard of the tunnel. The one we all go through sooner or later. At the end, there's a door. And waiting for yo…"