"That's it, that's it. Go ahead and laugh. It's funny, ain't it? Yeah. Women are funny, ain't they? They're all tramps…"

"You dirty, slimy, freaks! Freaks, freaks, freaks! You fools! Make me one of you, will you?"

"How many times have I told you not to be frightened. Have I not told you, God looks after all his children!"

"We didn't lie to you folks. We told you we had living, breathing, monstrosities. You laughed at them, shuddered at th…"

"Can a full grown woman truly love a Midget?"

"The Story of the Love life of the Sideshow"

"Wallace Ford — Phroso"

"Leila Hyams — Venus"

"Olga Baclanova — Cleopatra"

"So, you finally got wise to yourself, did ya? It's a funny thing about you women. Most of you don't get wise soon eno…"