"Johnny stopped and leaned over, partly from curiosity, but also to disguise the fact that his sexual efforts could no…"

"Looks didn’t last forever and she wasn’t ready for religion yet. Money was kind of a good compromise, staked up somew…"

"Mind you, I don’t know why people get so fixated on happiness, which always eludes them, when there are so many other…"

"‘Look at her,’ said Patrick, ‘pacing around the cage of her Valentino dress, longing to be released into her natural …"

"‘Aren’t people funny? I don’t find where one sits at dinner fascinating at all,’ lied the Princess."

"No man is an island — although one’s known a surprising number who own one."

"All I can say is that the Great Barrier Reef is the most vulgar thing I’ve ever seen. It’s one’s worst nightmare, ful…"

"When a man of my father’s wealth dies of cancer, you know they haven’t found a cure."

"Men used to tell me how they used butter for sex, now they tell me how they’ve eliminated it from their diet."

"It must be hard to be exclusively social and entirely friendless at the same time."