"Did you know that an ant has more intelligence than a hippopotamus? And that a grasshopper, in relation to his size, …"

"[singing] I do not understand the human race Has so little love for creatures with a different face. Treating animals…"

"We'll play a little game I invented. One of us opens the atlas at random, sticks a pin in the open page, wherever it …"

"[about learning goldfish] These fish languages, they really only work underwater. It's fascinating! The basic system …"

"[singing] Well, it's true We do not live in a zoo But Man is an animal too. So why can't you, like me Like animals?"

"You know, bein' is prison is much the same as being on a boat. Except in prison there's less chance of drowning."

"You've never seen anything like it in your life!"

"Join the FABULOUS CIRCUS with the ONLY PUSHMI-PULLYU in captivity"

"Ride across the sea inside the GIANT PINK SEA SNAIL!"

"The most joyous entertainment for the whole family!"