"I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me, getting into it? Deadpool and Wolverine just…"

"There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl."

"I'm done. I'm done, and I'm fine with being done. Look, is sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life I alw…"

"[in a delected scene] Oh, please. You think I haven't seen Doctor Ant and the Quantum-verse of Madness?"

"The Sacred Timeline. I assume I'm going to Marvel at how Cinematic it feels? Gratuitous cameos? Indiscriminate use of…"

"Suck it, Fox. I'm going to Disneyland. [headbutts the camera] Get fucked!"

"[sees his new suit] Oh, ho-ho-ho, fuck off! Adorn me, beardo!"

"[wearing his new suit] Fucking A! Ugh, it's perfect! FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it! Snug, no camel to…"

"I'm more of a "one week on, one week off" kinda guy. I think it's what they do in Denmark. You know, you'll never see…"

"[narrating after mumbling the Marvel Studios fanfare.] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! That logo music just gets you pumped! Right? I…"